10
May
Privileged? I had to eat SO MUCH RAMEN when I was in private college.
Really though…some of my best friends are black.
I ran out of perfume so I used Febreze today.
Marnie told me not to bring home furniture I find on the street. I told her Bedbugs are like the HPV of NYC. There’s nothing to protect you so you should just bring it home anyway.
I’ve gone to three different Duane Reeds and they are ALL OF OUT PLAN B.
I guess Plan B should not have been my Plan A. OOPSIE.
